"A popular and beautiful politician plans to expose the evil-doings of a multinational corporation. Hoping to silence her, the corporation's top executives decide to hire the most incompetent detective they can find to act as her bodyguard."
Santiago Segura
as José Luis Torrente
José Mota
as Josito
Javier Gutiérrez
as Juan Francisco
Carlos Latre
as Pepito
Tony Leblanc
as Tío Mauricio/Abuela
Eduardo García
as Torrente niño
Yvonne Sciò
as Giannina
Silvia Gambino
as Vanessa
Ruth Zanon
as Fiorella
Fabio Testi
as Montellini Roures
Enrique Villén
as Salas
Luis Larrodera
as Menéndez
Martin Czehmester
as Coloso
Nicolás Rodríguez-Villar
as El de la máscara
Fernando Sáez
as Geo 1
Paco Collado
as Geo 2
Enrique Sarasola
as Policía 1
Mad Crampi
as Ninja triste 1
Torbe
as Ninja triste 2
Jorge Segura
as Geo 3
Jimmy Barnatán
as José María
Damián Ramos
as Primo Cuco
Orlando Abad
as Nelson
Santiago Barullo
as Nigeriano
Xavier Deltell
as Linares
Jaime Ordóñez
as Ordoñez
José María Rubio
as Barragán
Pablo Pinedo
as Contreras
El Risitas
as Robledillo
Richy Castellanos
as Camuñas
Juan Miguel Fernández
as Vizcarra
Luixy Toledo
as Ramírez
José Manuel Moya
as Calvo Téllez
Jerónimo Cantero
as Calatrava
Regino Arellano
as Arellano
José M. Grande
as Churriti
Edda Díaz
as Señora pasajera
Maite Pastor
as Azafata
César Román
as Abdul
Héctor Alba
as Mahmoud Alnaib
Methieu Fremont
as Azafato
Jaime Lacasa
as Piloto
Susana Rugama
as Muchacha alegre
Briguithe Valderrama
Lucía Lapiedra
as Show Girl
Goyito Fernández
as Parrondo
María Luisa Osorio
as Vecina beata 1
Emiliana Olmedo
as Vecina beata 2
Ana María Sobrino
as Novia Damian
José Ramón Zabaleta
as Mecánico
Hicham Malayo
as Salim
Andreu Buenafuente
as Dominguero
María Dolores González
as Abuela niño Barça
Mario Calvo Gutiérrez
as Niño Barça
Bea Morillas
as Mujer del dominguero
Cañita Brava
as Antoñito
Vanesa Zamora
as Chica joven
Carola Baleztena
as Araceli
María Jesús Blascerra
as Virtudes
Usun Yoon
as Masajista 1
Helga Liné
as Señorona 1
Habdou Diarra
as Orador camerunés
Albert Canil
as Ecologista
Fernando Torrente
as Cliente
Lee Lorentz
as Mister Bush
John Landis
as Embajador árabe
Dani Martín
as Yonki amigo Josito
Marisa Medina
as Manoli
Fofito
as Telescópico
Marcos Mundstock
as Jefe mercenarios
Carlos Iglesias
as Benito
Florentino Fernández
as Hombre del lavabo
Mami Quevedo
as Guardaespaldas Giannina
Fran Murcia
Fernando Torres
as Fernando Torres
Oliver Stone
as Inglés borracho
Iker Casillas
as Íker Casillas
José María Gutiérrez
as Guti
Iván Helguera
as Iván Helguera
Carlos Pumares
as Sr. Maqueda
Eduardo Gómez
as Hombre del hotel
Santiago Urrialde
as Manolito
El Fary
as El Fary
Guillermo del Toro
as Contacto Giannina (scenes deleted)
Juanma Ortega
as Estrella invitada (scenes deleted)
Nicolás Fernández Luna
Cristina Charro
as Meretriz
Matías Prats Jr.
as Locutor informativo (voice) (uncredited)
Carmen Ruiz
as Prostituta (uncredited)
Manolo Reyes 'Pozí'
as Manolo Reyes 'Pozí'
Director
Sebastian Uriel Feldman
Location Assistant
Roque Baños
Original Music Composer
José Quetglás
Makeup Artist
Executive Producer
Fernanda Cueva
Producer
María Luisa Gutiérrez
Mapa Pastor
Editor
Lala Huete
Costume Design
Unax Mendia
Director of Photography
José Luis Arrizabalaga
Art Direction
Mamen Moya
Casting
David Acereto
Camera Operator
Carlos Garrido
Sound Mixer
Federico Cueva
Special Effects
Second Unit Director
Falele Ygueravide
Second Assistant Director
Juan Vicente Riuve
Script Supervisor
Manu Álvarez Rubiano
First Assistant Camera
Luis Fuentes
First Assistant "B" Camera
Eva Aycart
Assistant Camera
Paola Ardizzoni
Still Photographer
Mónica de Pascalis
Arturo Aldegunde
Steadicam Operator
Piti Redal
First Assistant "C" Camera
José Luis Salomón
First Assistant "D" Camera
Alicia Beladiez
Águeda Balogh
Second Assistant "D" Camera
Peio Villalba
Assistant Set Decoration
Imanol Etxeberria
Property Master
Fernando Zoilo
Head Carpenter
Lierni Izagirre
On Set Props
Curro García
Set Dresser
Lena Mossum
Assistant Costume Designer
María Amaro
Assistant Makeup Artist
Fabio Huete
Boom Operator
Gabriel Gutiérrez
Sound Editor
Nicolás de Poulpiquet
Sound Re-Recording Assistant
Patrick Ghislain
Foley Artist
Julien Naudin
Ricardo Rodríguez
Gaffer
José Antonio García Merelo
Electrician
Ramón Muñoz
Daniel Guirles
Edmundo Sanz
Key Grip
Víctor Poch
Digital Colorist
Yolanda Cáceres
Color Grading
Cristina Nigro
Martín del Rio
Stunt Coordinator
Marcelo Firmano
Julio Navarro
Special Effects Assistant
David Guaita
Opening Title Sequence
Sergio Francisco
Assistant Director
Raúl Romanillos
Félix Bergés
Digital Effects Supervisor
Eduardo Díaz
Antonio 'Mármol' Rodríguez
Sound
Biaffra
Rosa López
Theme Song Performance
Writer
Alberto Schuster
Blanca Sánchez
Hairstylist
Eva Urkiza
Seamstress