"After a bunch of no-hopers approaches an employment agency, the anarchy mounts as they do a series of odd jobs, including a chimp's tea party, trying to stay sober at a wine tasting… and demolishing a house."
Sidney James
as Mr. Bert Handy
Kenneth Connor
as Sam Twist
Charles Hawtrey
as Gabriel Dimple
Joan Sims
as Lily Duveen
Kenneth Williams
as Francis Courtenay
Bill Owen
as Mike Weston
Liz Fraser
as Delia King
Terence Longdon
as Montgomery Infield-Hopping
Hattie Jacques
as Sister
Esma Cannon
as Miss Cooling
Sydney Tafler
as Strip Club Manager
Julia Arnall
as Trudy Trelawney
Terence Alexander
as Trevor Trelawney
Stanley Unwin
as Landlord
Joan Hickson
as Matron
Betty Marsden
as Mata Hari
Fenella Fielding
as Penny Panting
David Lodge
as Wine Connoisseur
Jerry Desmonde
as Martin Paul
Ambrosine Phillpotts
as Yoki's Owner
Nicholas Parsons
as Wolf
Cyril Chamberlain
as Policeman
Cyril Raymond
as Army Officer
Eric Pohlmann
as Sinister Man
June Jago
as Nurse
Michael Ward
as Photographer
Douglas Ives
as Fanatic Patient
Judith Furse
as Headmistress
Howard Marion-Crawford
as Wine-Tasting Organizer
Eric Boon
as Young Man
Tom Clegg
as Massive Mickey McGee
Fraser Kerr
David Williams
Jack Taylor
as Master of Ceremonies / Policeman
Freddie Mills
as Lefty
Joe Robinson
as Dynamite Dan Grimsby
Norman Rossington
as Boxing Referee
Anthony Sagar
as Bus Conductor
David Stoll
as Distraught Manager
Ian Curry
as Leonard Beamish
Kynaston Reeves
as Sir Theodore
Bernard Hunter
as Wine Waiter
Jimmy Thompson
as Mr. Delling
Molly Weir
as Bird Woman
Fred Griffiths
as Taxi Driver
Patrick Cargill
as Raffish Store Customer
Carole Shelley
as Helen Delling
Ed Devereaux
as Mr. Panting
Victor Maddern
as First Sinister Passenger
Andrew Andreas
as Waiter (uncredited)
Yvonne Ball
as Nurse (uncredited)
Joe Beckett
as Shopper (uncredited)
Sylvia Bidmead
Wallace Bosco
as Old Man in Ruby Room (uncredited)
Eddie Boyce
John Cabot
Jane Cavendish
Mike Conner
as Wine Taster (uncredited)
Carl Conway
as Man in Health Club (uncredited)
Maxwell Craig
as Boxing Patron (uncredited)
Marcel de Villiers
Vi Delmar
Mabel Etherington
Helen Frayling
Sally Geeson
as Girl at Toy Exhibition (uncredited)
Arthur Gomez
Arthur Goodman
as Man at Bus Stop (uncredited)
Nora Gordon
as Cleaner (uncredited)
Muriel Greenslade
Lucy Griffiths
as Aunt Acid (uncredited)
Pat Hagan
Victor Hagan
Vivienne Hagger
Tony Hankey
Victor Harrington
Jack Hetherington
George Hilsdon
Charles Julian
Gertrude Kaye
as Lady at Bus Stop (uncredited)
Kaplan Kaye
as Boy at Toy Exhibition (uncredited)
Melody Kaye
Norman Lambert
John Langley
Arnold Lee
as Chinese Man (uncredited)
James Lomas
Fred Machon
John H. Moore
Michael Nightingale
as Wine Bystander (uncredited)
David Palmer
Fred Peck
Ernie Priest
Ernie Rice
as Boxer (uncredited)
George Rigby
Nancy Roberts
as Old Lady (uncredited)
Pat Ryan
Arnold Schulkes
Lesley Scoble
Teri Scoble
as Schoolgirl (uncredited)
Sherry Ann Scott
Penny Service
Denis Shaw
as Sinister Passenger (uncredited)
Miles Silverton
as Man Reading Notices (uncredited)
George Street
as Philosophers Club Receptionist (uncredited)
Gareth Tandy
Miranda Tench
Maisie Trent
Pearl Walters
Allan Warren
Eric Wetherell
Ian Whittaker
as Shop Assistant (uncredited)
Ian Wilson
as Advertising Man (uncredited)
Madame Yang
as Chinese Lady (uncredited)
Norman Hudis
Screenplay
Gerald Thomas
Director
Ralph Thomas
Jim Brennan
Second Assistant Director
Betty White
Casting
Terence A. Clegg
Third Assistant Director
Dudley Lovell
Camera Operator
Basil Keys
Associate Producer
Biddy Chrystal
Hairdresser
Jack Causey
Assistant Director
Joan Ellacott
Costume Design
John Shirley
Editor
Claude Watson
Unit Manager
Bruce Montgomery
Music
Alan Hume
Director of Photography
Lionel Couch
Art Direction
George Blackler
Makeup Artist
Peter Rogers
Producer