"A clumsy con man meets a beautiful woman who hires him to kidnap Ace, a talking and wisecracking racehorse."
Jon Lovitz
as
Brande Roderick
James Chalke
Yolanda Vargas
Keaton Roderick Cadrez
as Daniel
Alyssa Anthony
as Ashley
Lyric Renzoni
as Little Girl
Steven Chase
as Tony Romano
Melissa Ann Pollack
as Housewife Jo Ann
Courtney Akbar
as Tina
Melinda Rad
as Housewife Gigi/Background Talent
Jack Vecchio
as Uncle Vito
Reese Warren
as Bella
Kekoa Parker
as Beau
Robert J. Fox
as Dougie
Sarah Assumma
as Bianca
Venera Barsukova
as Student
Kenny Ray Powell
as Jasper
as Big Freddie
Michael Bassano
as James/Sir Blake/Announcer (as Michael Welch)
Roberto Manzoni
as Gino
Chris Cope
as Officer Ernie
Lauren Krause
as Dispatcher (voice)
Dan Cheatham
as Dr. Hans
Johnell Powell
as Maureen
Nick Annunziata
as Brandon
Michael Cervantes
as Josh
Nicoletta Hanssen
as Waitress
Melissa Rak
Joe Laporta
as Guy in Pub
Aiden Anthony
as Background Talent
Crystal Anthony
Michael Asghari
Frank Assumma
Melanie Assumma
David Berardi
Nestor Berardi
Teann Berardi
Madison Corn
Kevin Eilenberg
Lauren Eilenberg
Laura Judy
Paris Kincaid
Theresa Kudrle
David Lepper
Sean Rad
Zoya Rad
Sabina Ray
Tonya Warren
Helleney Maurie
as Avila Student (uncredited)
Dominic Bagarozzi
as Joey (uncredited)
John Meacham
as TV Santa (uncredited)
Robin DeMartino
Story
Asif Akbar
Director
Producer
Screenplay
Fred Mirza
Original Music Composer
Fabian Montes-Sanchez
Director of Photography